I’ve now spent more time than I’d like to admit to, soaking in the absurdly useless content of FezGod. From Celebrity Head (John F. Jong Il) to This Day In History (1865: Doctors discover it wasn’t the bullet that killed Lincoln, it was the humidity.) and a Daily Bummer (“Every time a restaurant runs your credit card TRW also tells your waitress your dick size.”) that reads like a The Parking Lot Is Full punchline. I can’t forget the hilarity in fake ads (“Come out of that closet Gaybraham! -Queer Eye For The Dead Guy”) and last, but certainly not least, The Squooshy Pineapple. Satirical fake news is only as funny as the thousand words you put behind it… or a picture.

I’d also like to thank Ben of Robot Comix for giving me the help I need to avoid doing my job. If it wasn’t for wading through the archives of Robot Comix, I may have gotten something done today.

Reading Google News, Slashdot, Gizmodo, the updates in my favorite blogs and trying to figure out who I know with a CostCo membership doesn’t really add up to a productive day, but I did just finish an orange that was both tasty and delicious, so I think I’m ahead of the curve on getting something done.

I need a new job in a new location or a thick oversized envelope from RPI’s grad admissions. Either one would keep me from relegating myself to what I’ve got now: a shite job, hardly related to my education. I’ve got such a motivation problem, it’s a bit unsettling. But to cheer me up… a mock advertisement courtesy of FezGod.

John: I too dig Fez God / The Squooshy Pineaple. I discovered this a few days ago and had the link sitting on my desktop for whenever I wanted to post something but had no material. Apparenly Brando beat me too it. I compiled a bunch of them that made me laugh out loud like a retard at the office… Dare I share?